Cats by Janice Seagraves

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Cats seem to find their way into my stories.

In Windswept Shores Two, Megan is finally home but finds out her philandering husband has gotten rid of everything of hers, including her cat.

In Werecat Love (no longer available), the main character is a cat shifter.

In Matrix Crystal River, the heroine bonds with a shadow cat she names Fluffy. (The name of the  kitten I had as a child.)

In Alien Heart, the Arcons living Goddess is a cat. The Egyptian Cat Goddess Bast (Basset) to be precise.

And the funny thing is, I'm not really all that partial to cats. I'm more of a dog person.

Don't get me wrong, I do like cats and we have a cat named Freya.

photo taken by Janice Seagraves

Jared in Werecat love was inspired by my cat Baron. I miss him.

Photo taken by Janice Seagraves

And, I'm not seeing any end in sight for my fascination with thrusting cats into my stories, novels, and romances. Which is good news if you're a cat lover and enjoying reading about my felines. 

Currently I'm planing on republishing Werecat Love with the second story, which is much too long now to add to the anthology I was intending it for.

The second story called Year of the Cat, start off the following day after Werecat Love ends.

Here's an unedited excerpt:

Jared found the plates and set the table. He also brought over glasses and filled them with milk. They dished out the food and dug in, but Jared only picked at his meal.

Morgan frowned. “I ordered you fish and shrimp Chow Mein. I thought being a werecat you’d love it.”

“I do.” He speared a shrimp with his fork and slowly ate it.

“That was for show.” She pointed her chopsticks at him. “What’s with you?”

“Nothin’.” He picked up his glass and drank. Over the rim of his glass his gaze locked on to hers, she scowled, and he rolled his eyes.

“What?”

He sat his empty glass with a thunk. “I’ve been challenged.”

~*~

Look for Year of the Cat sometime this year (2017)

Cats, Dogs, and Borderline Fools with Ann Everett #RB4U #RomSus @TalkinTwang

Back in the 80’s, when I was just a tot child teen, age isn’t important, country music singer, K. T. Oslin burst onto the scene with her Grammy winning song, 80’s Ladies, which began:

We were three little girls from school
One was pretty, one was smart and one was a borderline fool.

I didn’t know at the time those lyrics would make such an impact concerning my future career. Most of my stories revolve around three female characters, and…one will be pretty, one will be smart, and one will be quirky. I spend a lot of time developing the foolish one, because even though she isn’t the main character, experience tells me she will steal a lot of the scenes.

Let’s face it, a border-line fool can get away with some silly dialogue. And if it’s spoken in a strong southern accent, it’s even funnier. Try reading the two examples below with a twang. No, really. Do it. It’ll make you laugh.

 “I have a feeling if I was alone with him, I’d need a whole lot of Jesus to keep my panties on.”

“I’m so tired, I feel like I’ve been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere.”

Yeah, those characters can take center stage with one silly remark and provide a ton of comic relief.

I love reading stories with unusual characters with weird hang-ups. Fears of skunks, clowns, gnomes, mimes. Somebody with a sharp tongue and never at a loss with a snarky comeback. A female with an unexpected vocation. Auctioneer, evangelist, horse trainer. I like someone who’s awkward or clumsy.

I spend a fair amount of time developing that type of character. It isn’t hard. Take a walk at the mall or if you live in a small town like me, Walmart. Pay attention to how people dress. How they talk. Their mannerisms. Maybe they suck their teeth following every sentence. Or have a favorite catch word or phrase. Maybe they move their dentures around in their mouth. Make notes. And, voila! You’ve got a character. Usually, a pretty funny one.

Other scene stealers are cats and dogs. Not only do most readers love animals, it gives the human characters a chance to reveal important information through conversations with their pets. I don’t know of single pet owner who doesn’t talk to their furry friends.  If you choose to, you can make them different, too. I have cat in one story with one ear and three legs. She’s a favorite among readers.

Dogs and cats are the most popular pets, but hey, Janet Evanovich gave new credibility to Hamsters, so unusual animals can be fun, too.

Since I’m from Texas, in one of my books, I introduced a talking bird, named after our most prolific songwriter, Willie Nelson. The African Grey knew all of Willie’s songs, along with a string of cuss words.

I saw a tee-shirt the other day and wished I’d used it as my tag line. Classy, sassy, and a little smart-assy. I think that’s just another way of saying pretty, smart, and borderline fool.

My point to all this…even in romance a little comic relief or oddity isn’t a bad thing. Readers like peculiar players. Plus, who wants to read something where all the personalities are the same?

Do you use weird characters in your work? If so, is it a conscious decision, or does the story just take you there? I love learning other techniques. Comment and let me know how you develop your characters.

Learn more about Ann and her books @ http://www.anneverett.com