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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Can Santa Bring Me HIM? I Need a New Muse! by Marianne Stephens



So who's prancing around on your rooftop? Meet Rocky Claus, Santa's younger brother. Santa decided that Rocky would visit all GOOD ladies this year so Santa could concentrate on the kiddies.
Rocky is so-o-o looking forward to fitting down your chimney so he can give you one, or two, or three, or more...wonderful presents...but only if you've been "GOOD" all year!

Did you write to Santa yet? Be sure to tell him if you've been GOOD and mention how you'd like Rocky to slide down your chimney for some fun! Remember to address your letter to the North Pole...although Rocky spends his time sunning himself in warmer climates so has a wonderful tan!

My letter's been mailed and I just KNOW Rocky will fit down my chimney without a problem since I've been getting it ready for his visit. I even bought a cute red hot sheer nightie to wear that has white trim around the bottom. And with Rocky's red hat with white trim, we should compliment each other...don'tcha think? Rocky likes to wear that hat...and nothing else...so he can present an uplifting holiday image. Plus, clothes just get in the way and make it more difficult for him to slide up and down your chimney.

Hurry, ladies. Get those letters mailed today to be put on Rocky's list. You wouldn't want him to miss your chimney, would you?

Since I need a new muse for my writing, I think Rocky will do just fine after he delivers his goods to all those who ask Santa for a visit from Rocky this Christmas!

HO, HO, HO! Happy Holidays!

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3 comments:

Cara Marsi said...

Very cute post, Marianne. And so is Rocky!

jean hart stewart said...

Clever blog....and Rocky is just what Santa should be. I've been VERY good, Santa....do come visit!!!

Melissa Keir said...

Rocky appears to be a sweetheart! Such a giving person! I'll have to get my letter started!

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