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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

More Lexophilia!

Love this sexy cover! Do you think he's putting his tie on, or taking it off?  Simon is available now at MuseItUp and all the other usual places, if you want to find me....

I keep getting these lists of crazy ways to use words, and love them.  Hope you do too.

1.  When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

2.  A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

3. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

4.  The batteries were given out free of charge.

5.  A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

6.  A will is a dead  giveaway.

7.  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

8.  Police were summoned to a day care center where a three year old was resisting a rest.

9.  A bicycle can't stand alone.  It's just too tired.

10.  When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered..

12.  He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

13. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

14. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

15. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

 

So here we go again, guys.  Let's vote for a favorite.

 And after the votes are in, I'll tell my my favorite too.


7 comments:

Melissa Keir said...

I love the last one because it speaks to me... who doesn't get a little full of themselves! :)

Congrats on the book! Love the cover!

Tina Donahue said...

These are great, Jean. I especially like: Police were summoned to a day care center where a three year old was resisting a rest. Given the recent headlines, this isn't too unbelievable.

R. Ann Siracusa said...

I loved these. English is such a rich language. I miss the part of Jay Leno when he'd feature newspaper headline like these phrases. Congratulations on your book.

Vicki Batman, sassy writer of sexy and funny fiction, blogger at Handbags, Books...Whatever said...

These are so much fun. I really liked them all. Maybe #1 is my fav.

jean hart stewart said...

Thanks, ladies. I think I'd vote for the acupuncture one. That one gets me laughing, although I'm a sucker for them all. More next month, if I can find them.

Paris said...

I loved them all but the acupuncture one was my favorite. Thanks for the giggle:)

jean hart stewart said...

Thanks for coming, Paris. It's hard to pick, isn't it?

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