1. I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
2. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
3. PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
2. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
3. PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
4. When chemists die, they barium.
5. Broken pencils are pointless.
6. Velcro---what a rip off!
7. The earthquake in Washington
obviously was the government’s fault.
Don’t you feel better now? Courtesy of John Milosh, I have a
bunch more if everybody clamors to read more.Just let me know.
And naturally I’ve got to, just gotta get in a plug for my
newest release from Ellora’s Cave. Stormy
Pursuit made its debut TODAY, and I’m thrilled to see it published. Release
day is always so special. This is the second in what I hope will be a series of
eight on my sexy, pointed ear elves.
Blurb for Stormy:
How can the twin daughters of Lars, that powerful elf,
manage to get in so much trouble? Both of them falling in love at the same time
with men who they think they can never have! When Lars sets out to bring down a
villainous enemy will he manage to save his daughters? Or lose them and their
loves in a fiery death engineered by the villain?
Excerpt:
“I’m happy to
see you, Chief Inspector,” she murmured. “How nice of you to call.”
He shot her a
disgusted look. “Don’t be coy, Lady Quinby. You know very well this is not a nice call.”
Quinn’s heart
skipped a beat. Nothing underhanded about this man. She raised her eyes and
looked into his, almost staggering with the impact as his dark eyes met her
green ones. She knew she should trust him with all her secrets, but she didn’t
quite have the courage. However, she’d make a start. She couldn’t bear to let
this animosity continue when she longed for him to wrap her in his arms and
kiss her problems away. Why did she have to fall in love with the one man she
couldn’t have?
Even as the
thought reverberated in her brain, she realized with a shock she’d done exactly
that. She’d fallen irrevocably in love with a man who’d hate her if he knew who
she was. She took a few steps closer, her eyes pleading and touched his chest
with both hands.
The response
was instant. Swept up in strong arms, he captured her lips with a deep kiss.
Plunging an expert tongue into her mouth that swept around and then settled
into a plunging motion that had her clinging to him. He seemed to relish the
taste of her. He acted as if he could not get enough of kissing her in this new
but welcome matter. He had her not only clinging, but trying to get every inch
of her against his solid frame. She squirmed against him, loving his strong
body and perfectly agreeable to anything he wanted to teach her.
Instead he put
his hands on her shoulders and pushed her away. Not roughly, thank the gods
above, but still he set her from him.
“Quinby. You’ve
got me at a disadvantage here. How can you kiss me like that if you’ve taken
Phillips as your lover? I didn’t think you that depraved.”
Because to him the facts are the facts, and
he’s seen you twice coming for Lawful Progression office, early and with no
reason for being there.
“I resent that.
He’s not my lover. You insult me by the implications of that remark.”
She
deliberately raised her elfin ears so they were more visible. To make sure he
understood, she swept her blonde hair from her face.
Max stared at
her in fascination. “You’re an elf as well as your father. Do you know those
ears only add to your beauty? May I touch one?”
His reverent
tone destroyed any resistance she had, and she moved to his arms. He seemed
consumed with wonder as he kissed the tip of each ear, gently as if they were
jewels beyond compare.
“I was so
afraid they’d repel you,” she muttered against his strong chest.
He shook his head, fingering her hair and ears
with a sweetly reverent touch. Then the attraction between them caught fire in
relentless passion and they both exploded. He captured her lips with possessive
greed as they clung to the other and learned the glories of each other’s body.
His hands trembled as they roamed over her, cupping her breasts first, then
moving down her as if he seemed to want to savor every curve. He explored her
body quickly but thoroughly, lingering over her curved hips, then moving his
large hands over to her stomach. Quinn’s body quivered beneath his touch."
LOL - what a great post, Jean - and on a Monday!! Takes a lot to make me laugh at the beginning of the EDJ work week. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Tina. Don't know where all those extra spaces came from though. The mysteries of the web!
ReplyDeleteJean,
ReplyDeleteI'm so with you about being sick of politics. Get it over with now.
More jokes. lol
I hate this political times of year and it will only get worse for a while. UGH...
ReplyDeletehahahha those were great Jean! I so wish I had enough wit to come up with those on my own. I love oneliners like that seem so obvious, yet you didn't see the punch line coming before hand.
ReplyDeleteAnd great excerpt too! Thanks for sharing with us.
Hey Jean, I took the spaces out of your post for you. Hope that was okay. haha
ReplyDeleteThanks, Renee... computers always baffle me...glad I"ve got smart friends!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Loved the puns. I'm a huge fan of one-liners:)
ReplyDeleteGreat excerpt and congratulations on the new release!
What a wonderful combo, groan worthy puns, which I love and a terrific excerpt!
ReplyDeleteThank you Jean, I do feel better.
XXOO Kat
My pleasure, Jean!
ReplyDeleteLOVE puns!!! And Happy Release Day!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kat, Paris and Molly!!! I've got more of those puns stashed away, so guess what my next blog will be!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO. Okay the puns made me laugh!!!! I love them!
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