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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Romance is definitely in the air...

Valentine's Day is just past, and my newest PRINT book is available on my publisher's website!

Needing A Cougar is a collection of three of the Cougar Challenge novellas that came out last year. The entire series will be released three at a pop, and this one includes my novella, Nothing but Sex

Another collection (mine alone) will be released later this spring. It will include my two novellas Jillian's Job and Woman on Fire.  It feels great to hold your book in your hand and shout, "Hey, lookie!  It's in PRINT!"

I love being an e-author. But I want to see my books in book stores, too. Is that bad, or what? :P  And would it be too much to ask that my books (or maybe even just one small one) make it to the big screen? 

Yeah...I know. I'm dreaming. Snort! Hollywood won't put an erotic romance into a theater. Sex scenes like mine would melt the celluloid. It would have to be digital! :)

I am busy at work on one of my older novels, written waaaay back in the 80's, and shelved because it was "too hot" for publishers back then. Too explicit. Maybe it will fit right in with today's romances. We'll see.

So now that Valentine's Days is gone, what's next?  President's Day? Ah! Mardi Gras!  And St. Patty's Day!  More fun to look forward to.  Got a batch of sill strands of beads, anyone? A beribboned, glittery Mardi Gras Masque? Check. Check again. And check.  Got a strand of lovely emerald plastic "kiss me I'm Irish beads?  Check. Green T-shirt? Check. Silly looking hat? Check. 

Okay...I'm ready.

Hugs!

Fran Lee
 

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day


This year Hallmark had a new slogan – Valentine’s Day is a day to say I love us.
I really liked this slogan. I could relate to it. I think that’s why it stuck in my mind. I’d rather celebrate us than just him. Without a spouse or significant other there is no US.
If you don’t have that someone special to spend it, then celebrate with a friend or family.

Every year I try to do something unique for him. Last year I tied little sayings to Lindt chocolates, so that every time he ate a piece he had a little reminder of me. :o) Goofy? Maybe, but I know it melted his heart.
Yesterday I ran out and bought him a heart-shaped chocolate chip cookie from the bakery. He loves the cookie pies. I bought a funny and a sentimental card, along with a few gift cards. I wish I could tell you I did something unique, but life has been hectic and Valentine’s Day was here before I had a chance to think about it.
How about you? Do you say I Love You in little ways?
Happy Valentine’s Day!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentine's Magic






Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and there's always so much hype about it that die-hard romantic I am, I sometimes feel jaded. My husband, who seriously does make an effort to be romantic year-round, calls it "Amateur Hour." Every few years, though, he surprises me with something special. We'll see what sort of year this one turns out to be. ;-)

Now when it comes to my writing, though, Valentine's Day is a favorite. There's so much fun you can have with the holiday, and of course I had to make sure my Holiday Hearts series from Ellora's Cave has a Valentine's Day book at the center of it. So please take a look at my new release:



Valentine’s Heart
Holiday Hearts #3
By Cindy Spencer Pape
Out now from Ellora’s Cave

Blurb:
Valentine Holiday loves being single. As the youngest member of the Holiday family, he’s in no hurry for the family magic to catch up with him and find him the love of his life. Right before Valentine’s Day, he begins getting emails from a dating site he never signed up for. He’s sure it’s just a hoax—until he meets Corazon Lopez.

Cora doesn’t have time for romance. The busy social worker is sure her friend must have signed her up when emails start arriving about her “perfect match”. Then she meets Val Holiday in person and all bets are off. Between forced vacation time and a free trip to a tropical resort, the fates seem determined to throw them together—along with a private suite and plenty of sex toys.

Val and Cora realize they’re in for the sexual frolic of their lives. They’re not so sure about falling in love, but the Holiday magic may have other ideas.

Excerpt: (PG-13-ish)

The instant she walked into the coffee shop, she spotted him. Even though he wasn’t standing, his presence seemed to overpower the crowded café. When he looked up, smiled and stood, her heart fluttered and her long-neglected girl parts clenched then softened in reaction. Damn, he is perfect. She moved toward where he sat by the small, gas fireplace in an orange easy chair, his laptop bag reserving the one across from him. He’d tossed a brown heathered tweed jacket over the arm of the chair and stood in an impeccably cut French blue dress shirt and a pair of jeans faded to almost white. Cora’s mouth practically watered.

“Cora? Hi, I’m Val.” He held out one hand and scooped the canvas messenger bag from the other chair. “Why don’t you have a seat while I grab us something to drink? You look exhausted.” Then he winced, as if realizing that hadn’t exactly been complimentary.

Cora couldn’t help but smile. Maybe he was more of a geek than suggested by his profile. The chair looked so comfy and her feet ached like hell. Once again, the little cartoon devil sitting on her shoulder gave her a nudge. Why not? It was just a cup of coffee. “I wasn’t really planning to stay, but sure. A cinnamon, skim-milk latte would be great.”

“Ummm—okay.” His dark brows lowered over those incredible changeable eyes in confusion then he dropped his bag into his own chair and turned. “Be right back.”

She watched him walk away and wait in line, impressed by the snug fit of his faded jeans across lean but graceful thighs and a slim, sculpted ass that made her want to drool. She’d bet he was a runner—long and lean but full of endurance. A man like that could probably go all night.

Goodness, what was she thinking? The imaginary angel whacked Cora upside the head with her halo.

Both angel and devil were forgotten when Val returned. He set the tray down on the small table between them, rotating it so Cora’s foamy drink was in front of her and a large cup of what looked like plain coffee was poised in front of Val. On one side sat a plate with an enormous raspberry scone while the other side boasted an icing-topped chocolate chip muffin.

He grinned like a wicked ten-year-old and shrugged. “I was hungry and didn’t know what you liked, so I got my two favorites. Whichever you pick, I’ll enjoy the other.”

She was probably absorbing calories just from looking at them, but Val was smiling at her with such a hopeful look on his face. Vowing to subsist on rice cakes and celery all weekend, she picked up the chocolate chip muffin and moved it to her side of the table.

“Oh good. I really like the scones best.” Either he was the ultimate gentleman or just a consummate liar. She’d seen the momentary flicker of disappointment when she’d chosen the chocolate.

“Val, before we go any further—”

“Cora, you seem like an amazing woman—”

They started to speak at the same time then both broke off with self-conscious smiles. Val tipped his head. “Ladies first.”

After a fortifying sip of her coffee, Cora made a face. “I really just came here to tell you this was a mistake.”

Val stopped chewing mid-bite, and his eyes bugged out. He swallowed and chuckled. “Funny, that’s exactly why I came too.”

“I didn’t even sign up for Compu-Cupid.” Cora picked at her muffin before breaking off a tiny crumb to nibble on. “I think my roommate Marla must have done it.”

“I’ve been blaming one of my siblings,” he said with a wry grin that just about charmed the pants off her. “I didn’t sign up either.”

She laughed. “Maybe that computer really did know what it was doing. It matched up two people who didn’t want to be there. At least this way neither of us is disappointed that the other one isn’t interested.”

His dark brows furrowed. “Don’t you think that’s stretching coincidence awfully far? And what exactly is Compu-Cupid, anyway? Had you ever heard of them before this?”

“No.” She tried to think back over what little TV she watched. “But honestly, I don’t get out much. I’m not very savvy about the singles scene.”

Val nodded. “I imagine social work is one of those jobs where no matter how much you do, it’s never enough.”

Good grief, a man who actually got it. She nibbled on another chunk of muffin and nodded. “It’s endless. And each case just breaks your heart.”

“I’m sure. So what do you do to unwind between cases, Cora? Pretty name, by the way.” He lounged back in the chair, drinking his coffee and eating his scone—utterly non-threatening except for those gorgeous eyes and that killer smile.

“Between cases? There is no between. Mostly I work, sleep then work some more.” Belatedly she registered the second part of his sentence. “Oh—and thanks. It’s short for Corazon—”

“Spanish for heart,” he finished for her. “I saw that on your profile and wondered if it was someone’s idea of a joke, matching up a Corazon with a Valentine.”

Cora rolled her eyes. “Could be.” Marla did have a sick sense of humor, but where would she have met Val—and if she had, why wouldn’t she have kept him for herself?

“Especially since it’s February.”

Was it? Cora had to stop and think. How had January slipped by without her noticing? Then she remembered this morning’s court case. Yep. February third. Damn, she was losing it.

He frowned again and she had to resist a totally inappropriate urge to reach out and smooth the line from between his brows. “So anyway, like I was saying, I can’t find any record of Compu-Cupid existing, except for its big, bright-red website. I can’t even hack into the site—it won’t let me see anything besides the home page and my own profile. If we had any mutual acquaintances, I’d swear it was an elaborate hoax.”

Cora shrugged. “Unless you know someone who works for the county or a parent of one of my clients, I doubt it. Like I said, I don’t get out much.”

“Well, I’m no hermit, but I can’t think of anyone I know at the county building. Certainly not someone who could pull off something like this.” He drained his coffee and popped the last of his scone into his mouth. “Are you hungry? For like, real food? This was a great snack, but it’s six o’clock and my stomach is starting to demand protein.”

As slim as he was, he probably had an awesome metabolism, the rat. Cora had only eaten half her muffin, and she knew she shouldn’t eat another thing all night if she wanted to fit into her jeans tomorrow. She started to shake her head then made the mistake of looking up into his eyes. “Oh, all right.” The words were out of her mouth before she knew she was going to say them. “But it isn’t a date, right? We’re just going to eat while we try to figure this thing out.”

Val shrugged and smiled. “If that’s what you want, fine. There’s a great little Indian place down the block—or Korean if you prefer. If you’re not into ethnic, there’s a killer hot-dog stand on the next street over.”

Hot dogs—yeah, that would do wonders for her backside. And she’d never tried the Indian place. Somehow it seemed too exciting and exotic to go into alone. “Indian.” She sure hoped she’d find something on the menu that looked familiar.

He stood and held out his hand. Cora let him help her to her feet and couldn’t help a purely sexual shiver as his warm hand engulfed her smaller one. The heat from his touch zinged all the way to her pussy. Oh lord, it really had been too long since she’d had sex. She was wet and wanting, only half an hour after meeting the man. Tonight she’d have to dig out that vibrator Marla had given her for her last birthday.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

A Man for Mia

The idea for a story came to me after receiving a rejection letter from a publisher, telling me I needed to make my stories more realistic. So, while I was picking up a yard full of fallen limbs, I thought, "What's happening in my own life that's in any way interesting?"

I came up with nothing. Very typical. Still needing a realistic but engaging plotline, I moved on to other people in my life and hit a major jackpot when I thought of my husband's brother.

Though he's long divorced by now, at the time, my brother-in-law was still trying to keep his marriage afloat until one evening, he received a cryptic phone message from a woman he didn't know, telling him if he really wanted to know what his wife was doing, he'd come to this bar in a town that was, like, five hours away, and he'd find out the truth for himself.

So my brother-in-law hops in his truck, and goes to find out. Long story short, he didn't find his wife that night. But the next evening, I found myself playing lookout girl as my husband helped load our car with stuff Brother-in-law didn't want his wife taking in case things went south. Which they did.

Being a romance writer, I couldn’t exactly put my hero and heroine through that kind of mess, but this is not the first time a sibling of mine or my husband’s had gone through a similar experience. Used the being the SIBLING of a enraged spouse seeking justice, I decided to make my hero that very sibling.

And thus we have…

A MAN FOR MIA. Tentitively coming in April 2011 from BLACK LYON PUBLISHING, A Man for Mia starts out with a delivery of roses, a suspicious wife, and a loaded gun lead Drew Harper to the front door of Mia Stallone.

When Drew Harper catches his sister storming from her house with murder in her eyes, he follows her to 410 South Elm Street, where she suspects her husband's mistress might live.

Who they find in residence is Mia Stallone.

Plagued with survivor’s guilt after the death of her three-month-old daughter, Mia fully believes it’d be a crime to feel happiness again until she meets Drew, a stranger who appears in her yard, asking about the house for sale next door. He ignites a spark of hope in her, and she begins to wonder if living a little won’t kill her after all.

Still curious…cool! You can begin reading it now:

He’d never tried to stop anyone from committing murder before.

It was definitely a nerve-wracking business, Drew Harper realized as he sat tense in the passenger seat of his sister’s six-year old Honda Civic while she blew a four-way stop and careened around a corner, making the tires screech in protest.

He yelped out a curse and clutched the seatbelt strapped over his chest. “What in the world are you doing?”

“I told you not to come,” she muttered, her murderous glare fixed steadily ahead.

“Well, what do you expect me to do,” he retorted. “When I find you storming out the door with a gun in your hand and muttering something about killing a cheating witch?”

Friday, February 11, 2011

Interview of Author Sue Swift

Today it's my pleasure to present an interview of romance author Sue Swift!

Latest Book: Fashion Victim
Buy Link: http://www.amazon.com/Fashion-Victim-Sue-Swift/dp/1594149305/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1294070304&sr=1-1

BIO:
Best-selling, award-winning author Sue Swift has written over a dozen novels, plus several short stories and non-fiction articles. She writes in numerous genres including romance, mystery, paranormal, historical, contemporary comedy and erotica, which she publishes using a pseudonym.

Her books have been favorably reviewed in Publisher’s Weekly, Kirkus and Booklist, attained the finals of the RITA and reached the top ten on a bestseller list.

A former trial attorney, her hobbies are yoga and world travel. She resides in northern California, where she’s working on her next manuscript, planning her tenth trip overseas and editing erotica for a British publisher, Total-E-Bound.

Her travel blogs are Susan Overseas (http://www.susanoverseas.weebly.com/ and Travel as Metaphor (http://www.thetravelho.blogspot.com).

Q: What’s the first thing you did when you received word you’d sold a book?
A: Screamed. I must have burst my editor’s eardrums.

Q: If one of your books became a movie, which celebrity would you like to star as one of your heroines? Tell us about your heroine.
A: Calista Flockhart would make a great Cara Fletcher. Both women are small, for one thing, but Cara is distinguished by her creativity in all ways, even her appearance. She changes her hair and eye colors frequently, to say nothing of her clothing. She’s a couturier and dresses with great style, eve, in one of her “off” days. She lives and works in Manhattan.

She’s in her 30s and has a 13-year-old daughter that is as smart and snarky as her mother. She cares about her family; her father has MS and she often visits her parents, who live in the Finger Lakes area of upstate NY.

Q: If one of your books became a movie, which celebrity would you like to star as one of your hero? Tell us about your hero.
A: Though a little old, Harrison Ford would play Fletcher Wolf with great élan. Fletcher is in his late 30s, but has had control of a major corporation since the age of 21, his father committed suicide…leaving the family company and its issues to Fletcher. He is known as a ruthless corporate raider who will stop at nothing to accomplish his goals. And his goal is to acquire Cara Fletcher and her couture company.

Q: Do all your heroes and all heroines look the same in your mind as you “head write”?
A: No, they’re distinctly different. With each book, I find and paste photos of the H & H near my desk so I remember who I‘m writing about.

Q: What hobby do you enjoy when not writing?
A: World travel. I live in California but have traveled overseas 10 times and am planning my next trip. Not only have I traveled, but I’ve lived for prolonged stretches in Europe and Asia. A quick in-and-out doesn’t really give a true picture or experience of another culture.

Tell us where to find you: website(s), publisher’s page(s), blog(s), Facebook page(s), etc. List them all!
http://www.sue-swift.com
http://www.suzdemello.com
http://www.facebook.com/#%21/SueSwift
http://twitter.com/#!/SuzdeMello

BLURB:
Hot isn't a hot enough word to describe corporate raider Fletcher Wolf, but since he's suing couturier Cara Fletcher for, oh, a gazillion dollars, she figures she shouldn't hit on him…at least not too hard.

On top of that, she wonders if he's responsible for the harassment and vandalism that's plaguing her, irritants that escalate into crimes when her workshop is trashed to the tune of a hundred thousand dollars. The economic damage enables him to seize her company, bringing him into her life on a daily basis. When her Manhattan loft home is torched and her assistant murdered, Cara realizes that the man she wants is the only man who can keep her safe.

Swift, author of Spy Game (2008), mixes sex, danger, and fashion in this fun…romantic suspense novel that will appeal to readers of traditional romance as well as fans of sexy mysteries like Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum capers.— Aleksandra Walker, Booklist

EXCERPT:

“Youch!” Sucking on a now-bloody finger—the one I’d stabbed with a pin—I raised my head and glared at my daughter. “Nat, hold still!”

“This isn’t very exciting.” Natalie tugged at the vest I’d been fitting around her thin, twelve-year-old frame. “Modeling’s supposed to be glamorous.”

I huffed. “Models work hard and aren’t popular for very long. Hit thirty and you’re all washed up.”

Natalie’s giggle lightened my heart, but only a little. Long story, but when her crazed multimillionaire father dumped her on my doorstep, Nat had fallen apart. Though I was ecstatic to get my daughter back (frankly, I’d never wanted to give her up), she hadn’t been able to adjust to the Manhattan lifestyle after living in Berserk-eley with her sandal-wearing, pot-smoking, extremely dysfunctional dad.

Then my assistant, Maggie Andersen, decided to put Nat and her new schoolmates in my April show as models. I’d never before thought of Maggie as insightful, but now I did. Her brainstorm made Nat a part of something bigger than herself, a fun activity she could share with her new friends. Today, seamstresses fitted active, squirming children into bright leather vests and shorts, a new line of teen gear I’d designed especially for Nat and her buds. My usually quiet workshop was jammed with chattering, giggling girls, all jazzed because they were going to model in a real couture show in just a few weeks.

Shouts from the main workshop below cut through the kids’ jive. Straightening, I headed toward the rail of my atelier’s upper loft to peer over the edge. Okay, so maybe it was crowded down there. Maybe it was in a crappy part of Manhattan. And yeah, I was in hock up to my eyeballs. But it was my workshop, and it was crowded with my employees, my designs and my models. Mine. All mine. My dream come true, my ambition since childhood.

I leaned over the railing and saw a skinny guy in skintight black bike shorts and a yellow vest. He was tussling with Maggie. And, despite her tight red pencil skirt and Jimmy Choo heels, Maggie was winning the battle. She had the guy in a headlock.

I called, “Hey, Maggie! What’s going on?”

Maggie loosened her hold on the cyclist, and he tossed up a sheaf of rubber-banded papers. It whacked me on the arm. “Cara Fletcher, you are hereby served with process!” the messenger shouted as the hefty bundle thudded to the floor.

I picked it up and pawed through the papers, reading, “District Court, Southern District of New York . . . Fletcher Tool and Gear, Inc., and Fletcher Wolf versus Cara Fletcher Couture and Cara Linda Fletcher . . . Request for a Preliminary Injunction and for Monetary Damages . . . YOU AND EACH OF YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO SHOW CAUSE . . .”

My panicked gaze caught sight of the date. March 17.

March 17. March 17? March 17! March 17 was a mere two weeks away. In only two weeks, I was supposed to go to court. And . . . show cause? What did that mean? Show cause about what?

I’m being sued.

My breath came short, and my heart started to pound. My palms got sweaty. No, I told myself sternly. You will not freak out again. You will not. Nevertheless, my stomach clenched and churned.

I took deep breaths. My doctor had told me to take deep breaths whenever I got a panic attack. He’d also prescribed some tranqs. Sometimes I took them, sometimes I didn’t. This morning I’d felt okay, so I hadn’t dosed myself. Oops.

I told myself to take a mental chill pill instead. When the faintness and the nausea diminished, I scrabbled through the papers, seeking some clue to the mystery. What on earth had I done? What could he—whoever he was—want? A section labeled, in big capital letters, “PRAYER FOR RELIEF,” jumped out at me. Then I read, “Damages in the amount of fifty million dollars.”

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
* * * * *
I stared at the forbidding courthouse, repressing an unnerved shudder. The four-inch stiletto heels had been a big mistake. I’d worn them to add some height, since five-four isn’t exactly impressive. Better, the gorgeous periwinkle suede matched my suit. But, given the slippery-looking stone stairs outside the building, as well as my morning tranq, I had to struggle, picking my way to avoid falling on my butt. I told myself it was okay, since I still had twenty minutes before the nine o’clock hearing.

Even so, I clung to the rail with a death grip. Once inside, I passed through security and then found the correct floor. AnnMarie, my attorney, had said we’d meet outside the courtroom, but I didn’t see her.

A trio of males outside one of the courtrooms grabbed my attention. One of them raised his head to give me the eye, and even took a step away from his group. Despite the seriousness of the situation, I couldn’t help responding.

Hot wasn’t a hot enough word to describe this guy.

Unfashionably longish hair with silver streaks. A maverick. He wasn’t afraid to buck the trend toward brush cuts and no doubt would never dye his hair to look younger. But despite the hair and body—big, solid, and buffed—it was his eyes that grabbed me in the gut and wouldn’t let go. They were an unusual shade of hazel. Golden, really, feral and predatory, like a wolf. Or maybe one of the great cats. A lion or a cougar.

His face was all bold planes, with high cheekbones, a strong jaw, narrow but sensual lips. And a small scar by the side of his mouth . . . how had he gotten that? A knife fight? A beer bottle in a bar brawl?

I silently laughed at myself. He probably fell off his bike when he was six. But still, he was hot. Very hot. Beyond hot.

His gaze caught mine, and my temperature shot from ninety-eight-point-six to at least one-oh-two in a second.

A set of nearby double doors banged open, and I blinked, jolted. A redheaded woman in chic brown tweed burst into the hall, followed by a phalanx of attorneys, bees swarming their queen.

“I didn’t pay you thieves a grand an hour to get screwed!” she screamed, her stride an angry clatter on the stony floor. Buzzing with temper, the group rushed by. I stayed upright until the last attorney in the swarm plowed into me. The jerk didn’t stop, though my feet slipped on the marble.

At my side in an instant, the mysterious, amber-eyed stranger grabbed me before I hit the floor. He lifted me onto my feet with a gentleness at odds with his size, his strength, and the uncivilized gleam in his eyes.

“Are you all right?” The stranger’s pleasant bass had a slight, sexy southern accent, which turned me on even more. What was it about a southern accent? Something about it called up all my Rhett Butler fantasies. I was a sucker for a southern accent.

He straightened my lapels without brushing my breasts, which tingled anyway. Embarrassed, I tugged at my jacket as he again gave me the once-over. “You look fine,” he said, emphasizing fine, “but I’m afraid you’ve torn your stockings.”

I looked down. He wasn’t lying. One of the knees of my pantyhose had ripped. I sighed. “What else can go wrong today?”

He laughed. “It’s not so bad. Look at it this way. You aren’t paying someone a thousand dollars an hour to get screwed, are you?”

We shared a chuckle. “You’re right,” I said. Then I staggered a few steps away toward the women’s room before recalling my manners. “Umm, thank you for your help. I hate to seem rude, but I have a very important court appearance, and I can’t have a run in my hose.”

I hurried down the hall as fast as I could without risking another fall while digging in my satchel for the spare pair of pantyhose I hoped I had in there.
* * * * *
When I emerged, the hall was empty. Sweat broke out all over my body as I sprinted for the courtroom door. I scurried in as a bailiff was calling, “All rise!”

I found my seat next to AnnMarie as the judge, an older balding fellow, entered with a flutter of black robes. He thumped his gavel to begin the hearing as I looked down the long wooden counsel table.

Then I saw him. At the opposite end of the table. Well, hell. Was the hottest of the hot my opponent? My opponent’s attorney?

I met his glance then tried to look cool, calm, collected and in control, but the reality was that everything I cared about was on the line.

The bailiff announced the case, and a man sitting next to the hottie stood, buttoning the jacket of his navy pinstriped three-piece suit. “Michael Muckenmyer of Muckenmyer, Radcliffe and Soames, representing the plaintiffs, Fletcher Tool and Gear, Inc., and Fletcher Wolf, who is present.”

Fletcher Wolf. I should have known. I had the bad luck to have fallen instantly in lust with my enemy, a man who could tear apart my life and destroy every one of my dreams.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I recalled what I’d said to Wolf outside the courtroom. What else can go wrong today? Now I knew.

Anything else you’d like to add?
I also work as an editor for Total-E-Bound, so I invite aspiring erotica writers to look at our guidelines and submit. http://www.total-e-bound.com/submissionguidelines.asp?

Thursday, February 10, 2011

What to Read

I work part time at a small, independent bookstore where part of my job is, horrors, to read books. I have so many books on my to be read shelves, and yet I keep getting more. In addition, I write reviews for a website so I get books from them too. Ebooks and regular books are stacked everywhere. My poor husband just rolls his eyes when I come home from work with another bag of books.

In those stacks I have found some wonderful reads. Ones I have been happy to recommend to others and to positively review online, tweet or otherwise publicize. If I like your book, I will shout it from the rooftops. If I like it, I will do what I can to help sell it.

But what about those *other* books? The ones (mostly self-pubbed that we get at the store) that for one reason or another just didn't *grab* me? The ones where the grammar is so atrocious, the plot contrived, the characters stereotypical, the ending ho-hum? How should I review them? Trust me, we get them by the dozens in the store and all of us shudder when we see them. Though most of them are self-published, some of them do come from big publishers. Fortunately, there are five of us at the store that if one doesn't like it, we can pass it on to another. But there have been many books that none of us can handle.

So what do you do when you run across a book that just doesn't grab you? Do you keep reading, slogging your way through, hoping it gets better? Or do you give it a pass and go to something else? One thing I do is scan-reading. If it's a book I really don't like, I'll read the first fifty pages, skip to a couple of chapters in the middle and see if it's better. If it is, I'll go back and read from the beginning. If not, I'll try fifty or so pages at the end. If I like the end, I'll go back. If not, that's it. It goes in the discard pile. Personally, between the job, my own writing, and reviews, I don't have time to waste on a bad book. But one thing I will not do is give a snarky review.

You see, I know how hard it is to write a book. It's even harder to finish one and get it published. If I love a book, I will let the world know. If I "like" a book, I'll post the review in several places but may not be as enthusiastic about shouting it out. If I don't like a book, I may - or may not - post the review, and I will give definite, quantifiable reasons why I didn't like it. But that's as far as it goes. I won't shout it out.

What I really love about what I do, though, is finding an author I haven't read before and falling in love with her (or his!) work. I've even had some of them come back and recommend my books on their sites, thus it works both ways.

But time is an issue. For work. For my own writing. For my own promos. For reading and reviewing.

So my question today to you is this - what do you do with a book that just doesn't grab you? Do you keep slogging through? Or do you give up and chuck it?

Hopefully, my books fall into the former and not the latter. :) Keep reading!

If you're so inclined, I'd appreciate a look at my stuff.
From Captiva Press by Victoria Allen
The Chosen - short, paranormal erotic
Aces and Eights - short, futuristic, erotic
From Ellora's Cave:
Danger on Xy-One - full length, futuristic romance by Vicky Burkholder
Anticipation - short, contemporary erotica by Victoria Allen
From Draumr Publishing:
The Shape of Love - contemporary shapeshifter anthology by Vicky Burkholder (et al)

Stupid Calendar In My Brain

I'm going to squeak in here before Vicky for a quick apology. I've been without a connection to civilzation until 2 days ago due to snow and my calendar in my head had me on the 8th all day. Apologies all. I'll be here next month and hopefully snow free.

Now, back to Vicky!

Claire

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Guest Blog: Dyann Barr: Food-Fact or Fiction in Medieval English Dining

The Great Hall of Burberry
Food—Fact or Fiction in Medieval English Dining

The stench of unwashed people, mingling with the delightful aromas of the food, didn’t curb Edmund Derrington’s appetite—especially if his partner at the table was the lovely Lady Blanche. The commotion added to his heightened senses as he felt the brush of her hand against his.

The server placed a fine porcelain plate in front of him, filled to the brim with a fine stew of beef and vegetables.  He watched in fascination as Lady Blanche took out a finely wrought golden fork from the pouch at her waist, and speared a piece of potato.

His hand felt clumsy as he lifted a ‘sop’ of bread from the stew and began his own meal. Edmund finished his stew and wiped his mouth on his napkin, hoping that Blanche noticed his good manners.

Before him, one of the lord’s servants paraded a huge crenulated, or castle shaped, pastry dish. It appeared to be filled with every sort of fowl imaginable. The servant lifted the lid of the coffer and offered each guest a portion. Bright red tomato sauce smothered the pigeon on his plate, and the aromas of cinnamon, mace, and hot pepper greeted him. His mouth watered as he speared a chunk of the meat with his knife. The morsel melted in his mouth.

Boudreaux, the French knight sat to his left, picked his nose. He wiped it on his sleeve before his stuck his hand into the dish to fish for a tasty bit of guinea hen. Broudreaux pulled out a leg, made quick work of it, and threw the bone back into the pastry before getting another piece. Edmund hid his disgust of the man, and threw the bones from his meal onto the rushes covering the floor.


Wine flowed. The meal progressed with desserts of cheesecakes, boiled sweetened rice with cherries, and pies filled with fruits and nuts. Edmund sat back in his chair with a satisfied burp. The Frenchman sitting next to him belched, let out a long blast of wind from his arse, and smiled.

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The above little vignette was designed to show both real facts and misconceptions about the medieval English dining experience. As writers we need to do our research, make sure our data is correct before putting it before the reading public.

So what was right and wrong with our little story? Let’s see if you picked up on anything that was incorrect, or which of these facts were true.

1: Most people ate in pairs, or in fours, called covers, on benches at either side of the table. Only the master of the hall was served individually. They would dine on plates and bowls of pewter and wood.

2: Unless you were the master of the house, meals were served on pieces of stale bread, about six by four inches square, called trenchers. The bread was to serve as a platter for the diners and could be eaten after a meal, if you were a true glutton, or given to the dogs or poor to finish. These trenchers were cooked in hot ovens, and then allowed to go stale for four or five days. Then they were sliced horizontally and the nobles were given the top half, or the ‘upper crust’. The remaining bread went to the poor for alms. Sometimes wooden trencher plates were used under the bread.

3: Forks were basically used as kitchen utensils until they were introduced at the table during the Renaissance as a way to preserve the diner’s clothes. They didn’t catch on as tableware until the 1600s because some considered them too effeminate. It took the American diner to make forks a common utensil at the table. Fingers or knives were the utensil of choice when it came to getting the fare to the old pie hole. Spoons were often made of horn or wood, however, by the 1400s metals such as tin, pewter, silver and gold were popular.

4: Potatoes were not introduced to Europe until the late 1500s when the Spanish conquered Peru. They would become a main staple of many diets as the years went by, but they had no place at the medieval table.

5: The sop was a piece of bread, actually put into the stew or soup, which was used to pick up or soak up food by the medieval diner. A poor host was one who was stingy with the sops and left the diner unable to finish his meal in a timely manner.

6: Napkins were not in use at this time. The typical diner made use of the hem of the tablecloth to wipe their hands and mouths.

7: The pasty or pastry was indeed a very hard crust designed to be used as a serving dish. They were made into intricate designs, such as castles, for the amusement of the diners. These pastries were often referred to as a coffin. A removable pastry lid covered the dish. Think of the old nursery rhyme of four and twenty black birds baked in a pie.

8: Tomatoes were not used in cookery at this time.  Most people considered them poisonous.

9: Spices were in great demand. Cinnamon, black pepper, salt, mace, nutmeg and cardamom were only a few of the herbs and spices used in the medieval kitchen. Hot peppers where not used and wouldn’t be introduced until, again, the Spanish introduced it to Europe.

10: Even writers of time admonished diners to wash their hands before eating and refrain from picking their noses, touching their faces, or scratching their ‘codware’ or naughty parts during dinner. It wasn’t unusual, although unsavory, even to the medieval diner, for someone to throw the bones back into the stew. The correct disposal method was to throw them on the floor for the dogs that roamed the room.

11: The proper etiquette of the day allowed for burping, but passing gas was considered uncouth by the Emily Posts of the day.

While the nobility ate well, peasant fare was simple and poor at best. They might do with gruel of ground grain cooked to a pasty consistency. Vegetables and fruits in season, along with a small portion of meat, usually on a feast day, rounded out their diet. Bread was a major portion of the daily diet, the finest going to the nobility, while the farmer and laborer made do with course brown bread.

As a reader I hate it when I see someone unzipping their jeans in a western historical, or spearing a piece of potato in medieval romance. All I ask of any author, and especially myself, is to do the research. Make use of Google, research in the library, buy resource books, but use more than one source to back up the facts in your writing. Verisimilitude is your friend.

BIO: Dyann Love Barr lives in the Kansas City area with her husband of forty years and their cat Spook, who thinks he actually owns the house. They're just the servants who came with the property. She's a former personal chef, and her hobbies include sewing, belly dancing, acting, and playing video games with a vengeance. Dyann's premier book, A Perfect Bride for Christmas was released in November of 2010.

BLURB: A Perfect Bride for Christmas
Buy Link: http://www.thewildrosepress.com

Alex King wants to follow the family tradition and marry his perfect bride on Christmas Eve. There’s one little hitch—Bianca dumps him at the altar. He wakes up in Vegas with a hangover, a ring on his finger, and in bed with his best friend, Zoe Hillman. She’s overweight and plain, nothing at all like his image of the perfect wife. So begins the shortest Vegas marriage in history.

Zoe loved Alex from the moment he walked through the law firm’s doors. He can charm the panties off any woman, but he’s never tried it with her. The chance to grab for the golden ring is within her reach until everything blows up in her face. Now, five years later she returns to Kansas City with triplets in tow and a brand new look. Catering Alex’ next wedding should prove interesting.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Interview of XoXo Publisher, Gina Cianfarani, CP

XoXo Publishing™ is known as a Canadian Small Press publishing high quality fiction and nonfiction books for everyone. In 2011 you will see XoXo Publishing™ embark in the young adult and children literature field and discovering new talents.

Website: http://www.xoxopublishing.com
http://xoxopublishing.blogspot.com/ 
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/XoXo-Publishing/258678558724
Twitter: http://twitter.com/xoxopublishing

Q: Describe your job.
A: As a publisher 24 hours doesn’t exist. I’m constantly on the look out to discover new talented writers, poets and artists.

Q: What motivated you to get involved in the romance industry?
A: I’ve always been involved in the romance industry, I like everything and anything romantic, and try to instill romance in my life daily.

Q: What's one important thing you've learned about your job as you became more involved in it.
A: One thing I’ve learned is that electronic publishing is a competitive marketplace and to beware of whom you hire. Despite doing background checks anyone can falsify their identity on the internet. I made a few mistakes and have learned along the way. Overall, publishing is my passion and not a hobby. I enjoy doing what I’m doing and looking for new writers, poets and artists to discover.

Q: Finish this sentence: Romance is:
A: all around you, inside of you and you are romance.

Q: How do you handle complaints/negative feedback from readers/authors?
A: lol Great question. As a professional I handle them to the best of my ability. If an author is being very aggressive and threatening, our legal department handles them. Just like any business, there are pros and cons in the industry and you cannot please everyone. Overall we haven’t had much complaints or negative feedback and the ones that we have had, they have been taken care off immediately.

Q: Ebooks or print. Do you read both? If you read ebooks, what reader do you have?
A: I read and publish both ebooks, and print and CD’s. I do read ebooks and I have a Kindle. I enjoy reading as much as writing.

Q: What do you consider the best way for an author to do promos?
A: An author has to understand that a publishing company will only do so much promotions for you. Therefore I would suggest that they put together a good marketing and promotional plan for all of the books they plan to have published. If you’d read "The Art of Self Promotion", you’d learn how to create one and read other top authors' plan samples and techniques. "The Art of Self Promotion" will be released next year electronically, CD, manual/soft cover and with a series of courses.

Q: Conferences and conventions. Do you attend any and how do you decide which ones to go to?
A: We have been attending local conferences and conventions and will start attending overseas sometime next year. We always consider our budget first and who will be attending and where. Next year we have signed up the for Toronto Small Press,Canadian Authors Conference, Romantic Times Convention, and a few others.

Q: What’s the one most important thing a reader/author should know about your business?
A: That we are a legitimate registered business located in downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada. We have an actual location, brick and mortar and not just an online presence. Our business is to publish high quality fiction and nonfiction books geared towards the selective reader that are passionate about reading.

Q: What are your guidelines for a writer/author to submit a book/manuscript for a review or to sell?
A: For any author to submit a manuscript to XoXo Publishing™, they should read over our submissions guidelines posted on our website at http://www.xoxopublishing.com/submission-guidelines/for-writers/index.html

Q: How important do you feel it is for authors to take part in chats on loops or at other romance sites?

A: Chats are important in the electronic publishing industry but it's not the answer to selling your books. A good marketing plan will help you along the way, especially if an author collaborates with the publisher to work on a marketing plan together and promote the new release as a team. As I tell my authors, "we work as a team, we will both benefit". XoXo Publishing™ has exclusively hired a new promotional agency, "9Clouds Marketing and Promotions" to handle our promotional direction along with our in-house promotional director.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

I'm Yearning for Another Week Like This One

Couldn't help myself on the blog's title - but the sentiment is true and I'm hosting a contest today to celebrate. But more on that a bit later.

This has been one great week for me.

To begin with, my very first erotic paranormal, The Yearning, released from Samhain on the 1st. And I just learned last night that it's hit the Top Ten Bestseller List on Samhain's site - whoot!




Next, I got a really awesome review from Whipped Cream for my Ellora's Cave erotic romance Sensual Stranger. They gave it Best Book - the highest rating a novel can get.

Then, if that weren't enough, they sent me an email saying it was up for Book of the Week. And finally, I learned that it's also up for Book of the Month at Siren Reviews where it received 5 Siren Stones.

What an awesome week this was. Better than Christmas. Hey, better than chocolate!  :)

Now for my contest. One lucky commenter on today's blog will get a chance to win one of my following books:

1. Adored - ebook
2. Deep Dark Delicious - ebook
3. Lush Velvet Nights - ebook
4. In His Arms - ebook
5. Bad Boys with Red Roses - trade paperback
6. Take My Breath Away - trade paperback

Winner in continental US has her choice of one of the six. Winner outside continental US has her choice of one of the ebooks. Winner chosen at random. Contest ends Tuesday, February 8th.

Just leave a comment and help me celebrate my awesome week!  :)

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