People seem to enjoy my more irreverent posts, so here's a new one. Again, you can tell me your pick after you read them all.
1. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
2. A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
3. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
4. Learn from your parent's mistakes...use birth control.
5. Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
6. If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
7. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
8. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
9. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give all the rest a bad name.
10. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
11. Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi!
12. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
13. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
14. I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drives, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
I'm working on final edits for a new book, My Elusive Earl, for MuseItUp, but haven't got the cover yet. I'm anxious to see what they do with my hero and heroine for this one...I love the story of their romance, of course. And don't forget, tell me your favorite and I'll tell you mine!
Remember, so let me know your pick of these crazies!
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6 comments:
Funny! This is my sense of humor. Have fun with revisions/edits. That's my favorite part of the writing process.
These are very funny, as usual:) My favorite has to be the last one #14. Congressman should be made to wear the logos of all the corporations they represent! Good luck on the edits:)
I love the one about red meat. Did you know there is a book which tells you what you should eat to be healthy based on your blood type? My husband's ex told his kids that they couldn't eat red meat because of it. Can you imagine life without steak?
Thanks, Jean. Love these. I like them all but if I had to pick favorites, it would 1 and 6, the ones about the blame and skydiving.
These are great, Jean!
Like this one best: 7. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Thanks so much, ladies, for sharing your views. I love this kind of stuff and enjoy posting irrelevant columns. Life is too damned serious without it. I go for the congressmen one, if I have to choose. I'll try to find more for next month.
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