puns for intelligent people!!

I'm having trouble getting this posted, but here is my new book  and my gorgeous Earl.  It's due to come out in October.  I strictly love this guy!!

Since I seem to be late, although I did schedule this blog before it seems to have disappeared.

Here's the post I thought I'd scheduled to appear today, but somehow it didn't. Computers and me often have trouble. And here's the puns...

1. The fattest knight at Sir Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. But it was only an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only whiskey maker. But he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class. Because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the  road and was cited for littering.

Have my computer guy coming to figure out why I'm havien to so much trouble.  Till next month, when I hope I can do better.