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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Crazy words!!!!

Can't resist posting this sexy cover, even if you might have seen it before. I love clipped beards and mustaches. Sexy eyes don't hurt either.

But this column today is for lexophiles. Which probably means all of you who take the time to read our blogs. Here's a bunch of puns for those of us who like to play with words.

1. Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer!

2.  How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

3.  England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

4.  I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

5.  They told me I had type-A blood but it was a typo.

6.  I changed by Ipods name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

7,  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

8.  I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

9.  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

10. The girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

11. When chemists die, they barium.

12,  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

13.  I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

14. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.


These are so bad, they're good! As usual I'd love to know which one appeals to you the most. I think I'd vote for 12, but it's a hard choice.  Do comment and tell me which one you like!

MuseItUp is bringing out all my books now and Victoria's Visions is the latest. It's a gripping book with two love stories, so it was very interesting to weave it all together.

Til next time.

9 comments:

Melissa Keir said...

Those are funny and I know Piers Anthony has written an entire series built around Puns. His book series Xanth is filled with Cherry Trees which have Cherry Bombs and horses which bring Night and Day Mares...

Cara Marsi said...

Love that cover, Jean. Love all the puns, but if I have to pick one, I'd say number 6.

Tina Donahue said...

I love these, Jean

Paris said...

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Lol! These are great, Jean. I always enjoy your puns :)

jean hart stewart said...

Nelissa, didn't know that about Piers Anthony.. he must have had fun writing that one! Thanks for the comment....

jean hart stewart said...

Cara and Tina..you're only encouraging me since I told you I have more of these...Thanks for commenting. Interesting pick, Cara...

jean hart stewart said...

Paris, thanks for commenting. I just might have to more of these. You already know I agree with your choice....

Judy Baker said...

Loved the puns. Thanks for sharing

jean hart stewart said...

Thanks for commenting. More coming on next month's blog!

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